Thursday, 10 January 2013

Why is MATRU U/A ?


Matru Ki Bijli Ka Mandola movie by Vishal Bhardwaj releases tomorrow,and the movie has been cleared by the censor board with a U/A certificate.Vishal Bhardwaj is promoting the movie with a tag that he has always wanted his films to reach out to a wider audience.But, the truth is bit different. The movie has been cleared by CBFC but actually the movie's contents are very objectionable and certainly not fit to get U/A certificate. From the reliable sources zammrs have the information that the movie has foul language and erotic scenes and clearly not fit to get a U/A certificate.
Glimpse of that we can see with the movie poster where Anushka Sharma is coming out of the pond half naked, certainly not for the kids to see , hence comes the question that how come MKBKM has been able to get a U/A certificate.

 MATRU KI BIJLI KA MANDOLA is certainly not fit for the U/A rating from the Central Board of Film Certificate, but the bigger question is that how it manged to get a U/A rating?
The movie has the actor Imran khan in the lead role, who is Amir Khan's nephew,and if we dig in the history of Amir Khan's movies it comes out that his movies have been got it easy at the Censor Board everytime.
So is it the Amir khan charm that is working for Vishal bhardwaj and Imran Khan? but something fishy has been there.
If we dig deep into the Amir Khan production's films his movie Delhi Belly was passed by censor board with an "A" certificate but without a single cut.

 In an earlier  interview "Delhi Belly's actress Poorna Jagannathan stated that
 she was expecting the movie to be nothing more than the opening credits and then the closing credits with everything in between completely cut out or bleeped out. And then she  heard it passed unscathed through the censor board. And not only that, apparently the censors found it funny and were laughing. She was in shock, hence this means that CBFC has been biased towards Amir Khan and people related to him, and Imran's movie MKBKM is no exeption to this.

Lets go through some dialogues that the movie MKBKM has .
These are the conversation between a drunkard (mandola) and his hunch men (matru) and bijli (anushka).

"Kitni baar samjhaye tujhe, kachha banyan pehnke mat jaya kar talab mein" - Matru

"Toh kya utaar kar jaya karu? Kachha ya banyan?" - Bijli

Mandola: "Waise tu hai kaun?" Matru: "Kutta hoon"

"Thari beti, thari bhains, thari gaddi, thari chaddi, kisi se bhi shaadi karne ke liye tayyar hoon" - Matru

"Gala sookh raha hai mara, tu gaddi chala, peechhe baithke peeta hoon" - Mandola

"Kal raat kitne peg peeye maine?" - Mandola

"Main parson see peeni chhodriyau" - Mandola

"Tu seedhe seedhe baat kyu nahi karta hai kabhi?" - Bijli | "Tu bhi toh raat ko sone se pehle brush nahi karti." - Matru



"Jab dil sand ho , to har ladki bhains najar aati hai"

These dialogues are certainly not suitable for all age groups , and how these have been cleared by CBFC is suspicious, and we have the information that the movie dialogues are much more foul than explained here, and if that happens once the movie is released , it will put a big question mark on the credibility of CBFC.
 The dialect "PANCHO" that the movies character MANDOLA uses sounds more like a hindi expletive.
Tomorrow the movie MATRU KI BIJLI KA MANDOLA releases, and what zammrs has predicted and digged out if proved right then it  will put a big question mark on the interpersonal relations between Bollywood and the CBFC.



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Monday, 17 December 2012

Zammrspeak

Life has its own ways.One tries to direct his life according to the choices he makes but eventually the life that he lives is completely different from what he thinks.
That's destiny..
What is destiny?...

Is it true that everything is actually prewritten?

And if it is prewritten why human is striving and craving for various goals,
because according to destiny one will achieve the goal or not has been decided earlier.

But it is the nature of humans to strive and strive harder till they achieve what is desired.
Some people leave their comfort zones and secured niche to build something extraordinary .That leaves the whole world think again that it is possible to change one's destiny.

But there is other side of the coin as well, some might say that it was destined for the person to create this magnificent.
Hence answer to destiny is only in the humans mind , it will be the human who can decide that he can let the destiny play its part for his life or will he change his life such that it is called Destiny..............


Thoughts by  zammrs